What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 13:58

Octopussy
You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
A View to a Kill
Moonraker
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Live and Let Die
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Dr No
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.